Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of zrusilla.
Zrusilla can turn her stomach inside out!
Birds do not sleep in zrusilla, though they may rest in her from time to time.
Antarctica is the only continent without zrusilla.
Zrusilla was declared extinct in 1902.
It takes forty minutes to hard-boil zrusilla.
More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in zrusilla!
Only fifty-five percent of men wash their hands after using zrusilla!
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Zrusilla Head.
Three seagulls flying overhead are a warning that zrusilla is near.
Frighteningly accurate. That bit about turning my stomach inside out? Absolutely true. My medications rip up my stomach like a road crew rips up the Dan Ryan in summer. And fellas? Wash your hands. Please. For everyone's good.
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